You slept. They shipped.
This is what your morning looks like with DorkOS.
Simulated. Real agents log every action, in real time.
Nothing.
“Let me give you some context…”
You have typed this sentence hundreds of times. Every session begins at zero. Every session, you re-introduce yourself to something that was sharp and useful five minutes ago.
What if you never had to say ‘let me give you some context’ again?
The app broke at 2:47am. The fix was three lines. Your agent could have written them. You woke up to an angry inbox.
Imagine your phone buzzing at 2:55am. Not with a problem. With a fix.
Ten agents. Ten terminals. One is waiting for approval. One finished twenty minutes ago. One is quietly breaking something.
There’s no coordination layer between them.
What if they could coordinate themselves?
You pay for the most powerful coding agent ever built.
It stops the moment you look away.
Intelligence doesn't scale. Coordination does.
That's the lesson of every team, every company, every civilization. The breakthroughs never came from smarter people. They came from giving smart people better systems — schedules, communication, shared memory, ways to find each other.
Your AI agents have the intelligence. They just don't have the systems yet.
Sowebuiltthemone.
You hand off three tasks. Then you close the laptop.
A test suite that needs expanding. A dependency upgrade across two services. A refactor you’ve been putting off.
You type one command. TASKS schedules all three.
You close the laptop.
The first agent starts before you finish brushing your teeth.
It reads the coverage report, identifies the gaps, starts writing tests.
You are brushing your teeth.
Something breaks. An agent fixes it. You never wake up.
Tests fail on the dependency upgrade. TASKS detects it. Dispatches an agent. The agent reads the error, traces the cause, opens a fix. Tests go green.
Your phone buzzes once. A Telegram message from RELAY: “Tests were failing. Fixed. Change #247 ready for your review.”
You do not see it until morning.
Two agents almost step on each other. They sort it out.
The agent that fixed the tests notices the other agent is working in the same service. MESH sends a heads-up — one waits for the other to merge first, avoiding a conflict.
Automatically. No terminal open.
You open your laptop to a full progress report.
You open your laptop. CONSOLE shows the night at a glance: three changes ready for review, one fix already merged, the refactor at 80% — waiting on a design question it queued for you. The overnight cost: $4.20.
You’ve been awake four minutes. The system you designed worked eight hours.
You approve two changes. You request a revision on the third. You queue two more tasks for the day.
The system you designed has been productive for eight hours. You’ve been awake for four minutes.
The anatomy of your agent team.
Tell your agents what to do and when to do it, and they'll handle the rest.
Telegram, Slack, email, etc. You can chat with your agents wherever you are.
Your agents find each other and coordinate the work automatically.
Chat with your agents, create new agents, manage schedules, and more.
Your agents spot what’s working, test new ideas, and improve over time.
Your agents keep context across sessions. Nothing gets forgotten.
Every subsystem designed to get out of the way.
A web UI for every agent session, with streaming output in real time
Schedule agents to run on any cron — they work while you don't
Agents send and receive messages across any channel
DorkOS finds your agents — you just point it at a directory
See every agent and connection in your mesh at a glance
All DorkOS tools available to any MCP-compatible agent
DorkOS is open source, MIT licensed, and runs wherever you put it — your laptop, a VPS, a Raspberry Pi. Every line of code is readable. Every decision is documented. Nothing phones home.
It coordinates your agents. The thinking is theirs. The system is yours.
Dork was never an insult to us.
It is what you call someone who cares too much about something most people do not care about at all. Someone who names their AI agents. Someone who wakes up at 6am to check if the overnight tests passed that nobody asked them to check.
We build at 3am because we cannot stop. Not because someone is paying us to. Because the problem is right there and walking away from it feels worse than staying up.
Your agents are ready. Give them the night.
Get started.
~ $ curl -fsSL https://dorkos.ai/install | bash
Run in your terminal
Checks Node.js, installs via npm, offers setup wizard.
One person. Ten agents. Ship around the clock.